My late-night valentine
Did you know you were mine?
Are you a little lopsided?
I showed up at your door
Bearing flowers and more
Everything felt bad
I was so sad
My late-night valentine
Did you know that I wasn’t fine?
Don’t be starstruck
You’ll just wind up in the dark
My late-night valentine
Do you mind
That I’m dry and torn in two
By women unlike you?
And I sit here
Dreaming of comfort
I dreamt that love would never die 
The City Bard 